Pregnant!?

Well, folks, according to three (yes, THREE!) Reitmans customers, I am pregnant. The first one was in the middle of her sentence when she said, "Oh my goodness! Are you pregnant?? That top is so cute!" I was totally shocked and was like, "What?? No!" Apparently, my top looked like a maternity top... probably because it was empire waist and long. Anyways, the next customer said, "How far along are you?" A bit better prepared, I said, "Oh... not very far!" As in not at all... And the last one said, "Wow... you're so young..." while looking at me sympathetically. COME ON PEOPLE! Have you no shame!? *sigh* Well, this "pregnant" lady is heading to bed. My feet hurt... it's probably swollen ankles...