Teen Pop With Dr. Baur

What you are about to read are all direct quotes from my hero, Dal's "Rock 'n' Roll History" professor, Dr. Steven Baur!

"If you wanna be MY lover, you gotta get with my friends!"

"They [Hanson] are making a fairly profound statement on the nature of long-term relationships!" (About the song Mmmbop)

"Tell me! Which of your relationships will still be there when you have no hair?? I'm not trying to be funny! Seriously!"

"I can't help it... I'm a man who likes Hanson!"

"Pink rules!"

"Hey I'm great, I'm b*tchin', and I'm gonna knock you off all out at the party!"